First I need to tell you--I am a bank teller.
I needed to get rolls of coin from my coin vault today. My coin vault is at floor level requiring me to bend down to get into it. Our banker, John, was standing next to me when the coin request was made. I must mention I was wearing a spaghetti string tank top with a cardigan over it. My clothes are all getting too big so as I bent over, my top drooped. I glanced down and noticed that not only had my top drooped, my bra did too and the girls fell out!!!!!!!!
I looked up at John and said "Well! Isn't that special!" John was very polite and looked away very quickly, but I am sure he had a very interesting story about a Peep Show at work today!
The NSV? My bras are too big!
HA HA HA!